You will be surprised to see this in XP!
Ever wondered how many of your windows files are genuine and digitaly signed by microsoft and free from viruses and trojens?

You can check the integrity of ur files with the tools available in windows xp itself......
some of those tools are mentioned here.... (clcik the link below)
http://knowledgeplus.110mb.com/fileverification.htm

Now have a check and see how many of your windows files are official and approved by microsoft.

Posted in Labels: Computer Tips and Tricks 0 comments Posted by Mayank at 11:48 AM

First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl to girl talks. Hillary says to Janet, “You’re lucky that you don’t have to put up with men having sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he last had his pecker.”

Janet responded, “Just because I am esthetically challenged (that’s “politically correct” for ugly) doesn’t mean I don’t have to fight off unwelcome sexual advances.”

Hillary asks, “Well how do you deal with the problem?”

Replies Janet, “Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass at me, I muster all my might and squeeze out the loudest, nastiest, fart I can.”

Well, that night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when Hillary headed to bed. She could hear him start to stir, and knew that he would be wanting some action. She had been saving her farts all day, and was ready for him. She tenses up her butt cheeks and forces out the most disgusting sounding fart you could imagine.

Bill rolls over and says, “Is that you Janet?”

Posted in Labels: JOKES - Non-veg Jokes 0 comments Posted by Mayank at 11:43 AM

Master ki pant ki zip khuli dekh ladkiyan zor se hasne lagi.

Masterji bole zyada he he ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar dunga.

Posted in Labels: JOKES - Non-veg Jokes 0 comments Posted by Mayank at 11:43 AM

Man was smoking in a bus. Conductor: No Smoking ka board nahin dikhta ?

Man: Uske side mein ‘Always Wear Condom’ ka board hai, ab vo bhi laga ke baithoon?

Posted in Labels: JOKES - Non-veg Jokes 0 comments Posted by Mayank at 11:41 AM

An advertisement by manufacturer of Women’s undergarment: We are not best in the world but we are closest to the best things in the world…
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Yesterday’s news: An aunty was raped while jogging.
Today’s news: More aunties found jogging.
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Husband to wife: Wanna have Sex?
Wife: No
Husband: I will buy you ornaments
Wife: No

Husband: I will buy you a car
Wife: No

Their son who was sleeping: “Dad, fuck me instead and buy me a bicycle”.
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Mom to her notorious girl: Tell me the name of the bastard, who made you pregnant.
Girl: Hey mom, after eating a dozen bananas, can u tell which one made you fat?

Posted in Labels: JOKES - Non-veg Jokes 0 comments Posted by Mayank at 11:41 AM

Colour of underwear reflects your mood.
red: wild
black: sexy
blue: romantic
pink: seductive
white: calm
yellow: time to change it!…
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Pati patni ne sex ka code rakha - kapde dhona
Pati: Kapde dhone hain, machine khali hai ?
Patni: Nahi, abhi 1/2 ghanta ruk jao.
Patni (1/2 ghante baad): Aajao ab kapde dhoyen.
Pati: Rehne do, maine haath se dho liye
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A female press reporter slaps a man.
Another man standing near asks the man “why did she slapped you” ?
Man replied: On her T-shirt over her breast it was written ‘press’. So I just pressed
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Teacher- Kaun see devi par kaun sa prasad chadta hai?
Student- Rabri Devi par Laaloo prasad Chadta hai
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Posted in Labels: JOKES - Non-veg Jokes 0 comments Posted by Mayank at 11:40 AM

Q: What’s a birth control pill?
A: It’s the second best thing a woman can put in her mouth to prevent pregnancy.
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There are 4 ways to love:
Hand in hand.
That in hand.
Hand in that.
That in that.
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Sex karo daily,
Agar wo mil jaye akeli,
agar na mile akeli to pakar lo uski saheli,
agar na mile saheli to zindabad hatheli
lekin sex karo daily
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Penis is better than credit card. bcoz -accepted worldwide , auto reloadable No limit on usage Needs no authorization no need to swipe just wipe after use!
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Posted in Labels: JOKES - Non-veg Jokes 0 comments Posted by Mayank at 11:39 AM