Q: What’s a birth control pill?
A: It’s the second best thing a woman can put in her mouth to prevent pregnancy.
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There are 4 ways to love:
Hand in hand.
That in hand.
Hand in that.
That in that.
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Sex karo daily,
Agar wo mil jaye akeli,
agar na mile akeli to pakar lo uski saheli,
agar na mile saheli to zindabad hatheli
lekin sex karo daily
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Penis is better than credit card. bcoz -accepted worldwide , auto reloadable No limit on usage Needs no authorization no need to swipe just wipe after use!
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Posted in Labels: JOKES - Non-veg Jokes Posted by Mayank at 11:39 AM