Colour of underwear reflects your mood.
red: wild
black: sexy
blue: romantic
pink: seductive
white: calm
yellow: time to change it!…
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Pati patni ne sex ka code rakha - kapde dhona
Pati: Kapde dhone hain, machine khali hai ?
Patni: Nahi, abhi 1/2 ghanta ruk jao.
Patni (1/2 ghante baad): Aajao ab kapde dhoyen.
Pati: Rehne do, maine haath se dho liye
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A female press reporter slaps a man.
Another man standing near asks the man “why did she slapped you” ?
Man replied: On her T-shirt over her breast it was written ‘press’. So I just pressed
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Teacher- Kaun see devi par kaun sa prasad chadta hai?
Student- Rabri Devi par Laaloo prasad Chadta hai
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Posted in Labels: JOKES - Non-veg Jokes Posted by Mayank at 11:40 AM